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peontology 

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012
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demonology 

The study of Demons and other "evil" entities (i.e. spirits, Ex's, etc.).
I want to find out about a Demon...like, how to summon it, control it, make it my own personal house bitch...
demonology by Banjk March 11, 2005
The study of doughnuts. Doughnuts are very delicate and it takes time to master the art of doughnutry. You can receive your ThD in Donology at UNC at Chapel Thot. This was established by the National Thot Society, and is a cherished term at Krispy Kreme.
"I just got my ThD in Donology! Turn tf up!"
Donology by Cohoe September 22, 2014

Deontologist 

A person who follows rules, no matter how dumb.

Synonyms: stickler, anal retentive, pedant
Hume: Bentham sure is pissed at you.
Voltaire: He said I could stay at his house as long as I didn’t fuck his sister.
Hume: You fucked his sister?
Voltaire: His *step*-sister. That guy’s such a deontologist.
Deontologist by LosLorenzo June 18, 2019

derptology 

The study or creation of rage comics.
He specializes in derptology.
derptology by jordantc May 9, 2011

Deistology 

Deistology is a scientific and religious movement that advocates technodeism and scientific deism, such as the officialization of both in form of a scientific area, deistology is also used to refer to the scientific area that searches for gods and spiritual beings using technodeism and scientific deism.
"Deistology is an interesting subject, mainly if scientific deism and technodeism start being developed, and the search for gods and spiritual beings start objectively."

"Deistology might help theology a lot, theology will do the theory and deistology will do the praxis. It is gonna be amazing for spiritual and religious people."
Deistology by Full Monteirism March 3, 2021

Demonology 

The study of the girl with a ugly face and a bitch of a personality.
Do you know that girl?; Yeah, why?; When looked at we call it demonology.;Oh makes much sense.