Greg: Are you going to the local team sporting event?
Me: Nope, there is an infestation of lice in my Delmont.
Me: Nope, there is an infestation of lice in my Delmont.
by Nick Patter May 4, 2009
A person or family who have Delmont as there last name are not fake, trustworthy, sometimes feisty, nice, hustlers to the max, and are good looking in a way. This is what it means to be a Delmont.
by Delmont April 28, 2018
When a programmer deploys a piece of code on a Friday afternoon and leaves for the weekend, completely unaware that their piece of code just took down the entire product and no one else knows how to fix the problem because the code is either way too complex or just completely incoherent.
by apparentlyIcodestuff November 26, 2014
The toughest kid , besides baby salmi and kohut. Hes basically jacked and destroys anyone or anything that gets in his way. His family, especially his mother, is very nice. He walks around like a hardass but really runs a 14 minute mile, so if u wanna race him don't, ull get burned. He takes bitch shots at people and throws people but will never fight anyone. Basically, his muscles compare to those on snoop dogg.
by Jacked May 9, 2005
A place of great escape with ocean views, beautiful sun tan, beautiful women, and all the drugs you can imagine
by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021
A fat,hairy,ugly ass cuban ref with the I.Q. of a barnyard animal,succeptible to ANYTHING,and will always hesitate to shower and brush his teeth.
by Thuu Homie August 18, 2008
DelMonte is the sweetest, most caring, most deserving person you'll ever meet - however, he's also a person who's been taken advantage of and been wronged so much that it's hard to breach the walls he puts up. You will probably be attracted to him because of his sex appeal, money, or the way he presents himself, but be careful not to be distracted from who he really is; at his core, DelMonte just wants to love and be loved. If you can see and accept who he is beyond the surface-level things and his standoffish exterior, you will be rewarded with someone who will do anything to help you, please you, and keep you close. Once you see who he really is, you will undoubtedly fall in love with him and discover a new appreciation for his dark brown puppy dog eyes and his big black dick.
Person 1: You're with DelMonte??? I heard he's a jerk, but he's good in bed.
Person 2: You're right about both things, but he's also the LOML.
Person 2: You're right about both things, but he's also the LOML.
by alimnim August 15, 2019