Deeply Concerned 

An expression used in PR, especially political, when the person or organization is expected to care about a situation and comment on it, but:

1) They don't actually give a shit, because the situation in question isn't particularly relevant to them, but it is politically imprudent to say that outright.

2) They definitely will not be doing anything about it.

Has become a generic response to any negative situation the person/organization is asked about but cannot or would not actually be concerned at all about.

Reporter: Mr. President, how do you feel about the plight of double amputees in Micronesia?

President: We are deeply concerned for the well being of those brave individuals.

Deeply Concerned by Hagen von Tronje December 16, 2012

Deeply Closeted 

A gay man who won't acknowledge he's gay

Person 1: I guess the biggest thing people don't know about me is that I'm a deeply closeted gay man
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!

Deeply Closeted by joe s. krakowski May 14, 2022

deeply concerned 

1. Said when someone doesn't give a shit for something but efussively tries to convince others that it is indeed
2. Coward
3. Useless

1. The European Union is deeply concerned by the continuing escalation of violence in Myanmar
2. I am deeply concerned by yesterday's ruling of the Polish Constitutional Tribunal
3. ... as tensions reach a fever pitch between Russia ..., energy analysts are deeply concerned ...

deeply concerned by Միօգտագործեքձերիսկականանու February 22, 2022

Deeply Depressed 

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"

Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.

Deeply Depressed by akselly March 12, 2021

deeply moved

a feeling you get when something great happens, almost orgasmic.

andrew saw a chair. he was deeply moved.

i made out with my girlfriend, i was deeply moved.

deeply moved by orgasm May 13, 2005

deeply concerned 

This phrase is used to express concern about the situation, to sympathize, but in fact you do not care and you are not going to do anything to solve the problem.

The World Health Organization (WHO) is deeply concerned for the health of the people of Ukraine in the escalating crisis.

WHO is deeply concerned about the unfolding humanitarian emergency in Ukraine

deeply concerned by Sotni May 22, 2022

deeply chill 

very cool; not awsome, but not stuid either

That skate board is deeply chill.

deeply chill by Yvelise June 22, 2007