1. A person who is a dork, a geek, and a nerd all at the same time.
2. Another word for a slow, laggy computer.
1. John is such a deekurd! It's so annoying!
2. Why is this stupid deekurd so slow! Like, OMG, like, I can't, like, use it anymore! Uh! Jeez!
3. OMG! I am such a deekurd for playing a flute, being a guy, participating in every school band, being in the robotics club, getting all A+++'s, becoming a teacher's pet, and like, OMG, not getting in to peer pressure! Oh Em Gee!