The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.
by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016
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Macking on an easy target to disguise your real crush.
I was decoy macking on Julian, but I'm really into Danny.
by michellejigga June 16, 2010
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A straight male or female who comes across as camp/butch respectively to the point of giving the impression of being gay.
Mark's new friend is such a decoy! I was this close to hitting on him when he mentioned he had a girlfriend.
by ExLoneWolf June 30, 2021
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