An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.
by tmwiggins January 7, 2011
Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
by Lt. Magnus January 4, 2012
A person who is new to a/your waterfowl hunting squad. This job title evolves packing the decoys from the truck in the dark and setting the spread up also cleaning up after the hunt.
"There's this guy from work who wants to come out and slam some birds this weekend." ""Okay but he Beter have his own gun and he's definitely decoy bitch""
by crayk8d July 25, 2015
Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.
Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
by cawcawmothahfuckah December 25, 2013
The Designated decoy, is a person that remains sober but acts drunk, speeds, and swerves making the cops think that they are drunk. During this thoughtless act, which happens after closing, he/she gets the cops to follow him/her or pull them over allowing the real drunks to stumble away safely.
You guys owe me from being the last dd (Designated Decoy). Last time I got pulled over by the cops for an hour while they made me do every sobriety test known to man. At least everyone was able to swerve home safely!
by Derek Stout August 16, 2007
(n.) when one continues to yell after realizing that they have wrongly accused someone of something. This noise draws attention away from the fact that the speaker/yeller called out their victim unjustly.
Jimmy: Did Mr. Burns know that you didn't actually pull the fire alarm?
Johnny: I think so. All of that shouting must've been decoy anger.
Johnny: I think so. All of that shouting must've been decoy anger.
by RickBAideai March 17, 2011
Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.
Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
by Burn Your Ships September 27, 2013