An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".
John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.
|2.||Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide|
My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
Acronym for Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. A great Nickelodeon show where Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) gives "Tips and Tricks" on how to survive middle school.
Dude, did you see last night's NDSSG where Lisa Zemo danced with Cookie?
Short for Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Ned's is a show where Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) gives you tips on how to survive school. With his friends Moze ( Linsey Shaw) and Cookie (Daniel Curtis Lee) along with bullies, geeks, popular, and blabbering kids. This Nickelodeon show has perfectly cast characters and great writers!
Viewer: Did you see the Ned's where Lisa Zemo dances with Cookie?
Viewer2: Yeah! It was cool!
|5.||Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide|
a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.
guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)
Any girl older than twelve who is obsessed with Disney apparel, Disney cartoons, Disney movies, and Disney shows. These girls usually have a Disney princess or a girly cartoon character as their IM avatars or profile pictures
*Not limited to Dora the Explorer, Hanna Montana, iCarly, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Lizzie McGuire, Ned's Declassified, or Zack and Cody (not to be confused with Zack and Miri)
NOTE: If this definition applies to a guy, then the guy is either on crack, heroin, or meth. Or plainly he is just gay.
Dude 1: I was searching for Kelly on Myspace, cuz damn, she's so hot and I wanted to see her pics.
Dude 2: Ugh... Why does she have Tinkerbell as her profile pic? She's almost twenty.
Dude 1: What a disney lesbian!
Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.
They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.
12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!
Normal teenager: Stfu.