dear girls above me 

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.

Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.

dear girls above me by Shortlegz July 29, 2011

Dear Maria, count me in 

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

Dear Maria, count me in by That one person who farts August 8, 2022

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me 

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Dear meated

When you don’t make the cut.

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.

Dear meated by King Book Rock January 25, 2020

Please read this dear staff member. 

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.

Please read this dear staff member.

Please read this dear staff member. by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023

Lauren Dearment 

Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.

Is that Lauren Dearment? I can smell her from a mile away.

Lauren Dearment by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019