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Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
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Deanimal 

A girl who has 2 different personalities; 1 which is normal, the other where she is a sort of 'animal' that makes noises such as: "waaaaa!." The noises are used as a defense mechanism for objects that aren't familiar. When a Deanimal is under control she can be quite loving as she will nuzzle with the inner arm of the owner. But beware, she can trick you into thinking she is quite cute, but when your defense is down she will trick you into one of her mind games.
Dude you need to get away from Kelly, that girl is a deanimal, you just don't know it yet.
Deanimal by MrEric December 29, 2007

Deanimalize 

To pretend that non-human-animals have less abilities than they actually do, as a way to "other" or belittle them.

To act like animals can't feel pain, can't grieve, can't think etc. even when they can.

The opposite of "antrhopomorphise."

The non-human-animal version of "dehumanize."
Saying that fish can't feel is to deanimalize them. Science has shown that they feel pain and do have intelligence and create communities.
Deanimalize by GrungeWillNeverDie February 9, 2019

demianimalia 

Some one who at different times feels more or less like a different animal
I experience demianimalia
demianimalia by Captaincake10 February 11, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026