Donald’s Dead Friends Society 

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.

Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.

Donald’s Dead Friends Society by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

Dead Friends 

People you are friends with only because you we're forced together for a long period of time. (i.e in a classroom or work space) You find them unreliable, they don't KNOW you, you don't know them even after all this time. You're personalities don't match yet you hang out and can talk with each other. If follows the "Friends you realize you were only friends with because you saw them 5 days a week” mentality.

Jeff talks to 10+ people 5 days a week but he is loney, they are all dead friends that would never be there for him when he needs them.

Dead Friends by Aldia September 24, 2016

Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy 

A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.

Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."

Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."

Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009

all my friends are dead

A line from the popular song - XO Tour Llif3

Lil Uzi Vert: All my friends are dead, push me to the edge

all my friends are dead by !@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}ASDFGH October 13, 2018

All my friends are dead

Some book I found in my school library

Damn all my friends are dead dangit

All my friends are dead by Phosphonofluoridic acid September 1, 2022

dadfriend 

A dadfriend is when you see an older man with a hot young chick, and they are dating or attached to each other.

He is too old for her to be her boyfriend. He's gotta be her dadfriend.

dadfriend by juliush6969 March 10, 2011

dadfriend 

an older man who is like a boyfriend but too old to be called that. A dadfriend is different from a "dad friend" who is around the same age as the girl . The dadfriend is significantly older (40s+) the girl is typically in her early to mid 20s .. There is probably an age gap of at least 15 years ... definition coined january 2022

A So this guy you're seeing, he's so ooooold , like what is he ? B "Oh he's my dadfriend "

dadfriend by LouAdmin February 23, 2022