Des Moines, Iowa: referring to the fact that there's not many things to do in dsm... except for, of course, when it's caucus time.

A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.
I'm def moving out of dead moines soon as I gradute.
by Emi Vilks January 15, 2008
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