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Dead assopopholis is a condition where all the blood in your body turns to lead and you cant get up.

Meaning of lazyness.
(MATT) James, you been sitting there all day
(JAMES) yea i know, i am bored.
(MATT) naw, you got dead assodopholis.
by mjax October 23, 2009
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