dayud

Dayud (derived from the English word "dad") dayud refers to the biggest man in the house who, without fail, has to nurt and will occasionally call on the aid of son. Especially on Christmas. The saying goes "mah dayud was sayud, so I playud in heeyus beyud with heeyus heayud until he filled me full"

When it's time for slumber, preferably in the dead of night, son will shout "NIGHTNIGHTDAYUD" at the top of his lungs without cracking his voice. It is rumored that the son is slightly severely mentally handicapped but not medically proven.

Dayud is obsessed with holidays, but mostly Christmas. "What's your favorite Christmas?" Dayud is also a humongous virgin, so when questioned about how he has a son, he imeadiately vomits uncontrollably, gives you a big ol' kiss, and disappears into thin air ☻

Son:
Dayud.... Dayud!
Dad:
Yes son, what is it?
Son:
... I saw santa and hid under the tree! So I had a cookie, I got hot, then guess what! Santa saw the crumbs on my crotch and told me I had been very naughty! He showed me his tip, so I showed him my tip! Then guess what dayud!
Dad:
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Son:
Santa came close to me and whispered into me paegnus "Merry fucking Christmas"

by N1GHT2H4DE November 6, 2017

dayud

"Father". A retarded way of saying "Dad". Best used in a dopey, deep voice.

DAYUD!?
Don't leave me home buh muhself!
Cayun we get an ayuminal?

by Chewy Garcia December 3, 2007

mah dayud

A fuckbuddy, sex friend, or 'friend with benefits'.

Yesterday, I had sweet sex with mah dayud all night long.

by Sentrix May 10, 2009