Day Old Cake 

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"

"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...

Day Old Cake by Cliff Washburn January 22, 2009

day old deli meat dangle 

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

day old deli meat dangle by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

day-old refries 

looks terrible,awful ,exhausted

He looked like day-old refries.

day-old refries by Renewer February 11, 2018

Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

Day old bread by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.

"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."

Day Old Bread by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007

day old dick 

you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex

My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!

day old dick by Samuel T April 30, 2008

day old butthole

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.

Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!

day old butthole by Mr. Herman, paging Mr. Herman August 22, 2011