The offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who grows up in a day care center without learning discipline, manners, or courtesy.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
User 1: NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAYCARE CENTERS!
User 2: OMG STFU! Leave if you don't like it!
NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAYCARE CENTERS!
User 2: OMG STFU! Leave if you don't like it!
by Auron FFX March 29, 2015
Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.
Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.
by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011
A term used to describe when the popular mexican stereotype; 2 parents, 3-5 kids, comes true. It's very annoying since the parents barely give a fuck what their kids do. Usually the worst at Wal-Mart or inside resturants like Subway. The main reason it is known as "Mexican Daycare" is the large amount of kids you'd expect on a slow day at a daycare clinic.
James: Holy shit i'm so pissed!!!
Walter: What happened dude?
James: There was a freaking Mexican Day Care at Subway again and I could barely hear the clerk over the: "WAAAAA QUE PASO MARIMBA ARIBAA!!!."
Walter: What happened dude?
James: There was a freaking Mexican Day Care at Subway again and I could barely hear the clerk over the: "WAAAAA QUE PASO MARIMBA ARIBAA!!!."
by Im not a bigot May 25, 2010
(N.) Another Eddie Murphy flop, much like The Adventures of Pluto Nash and I-Spy. This one has Eddie Murphy and another guy playing Babysitters to a bunch of snot nosed kids. DDC is bad, but not as bad as Pluto Nash or Hulk.
by G-Union July 30, 2003
The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.
Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."
Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.
These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."
Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.
These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
A day care service given at one's home to care for little children,especially toddlers and preschoolers. The proprietor,usually a stay-at-home mom,has preschool aged children of their own.
10-year-old Michael's Aunt Rachel,who has a 3-year-old son,Patrick,operates a home day care service,partly so little Patrick has children of his own age to play with at the house.
Kenny's mom operated a home day care service so that Kenny's little brother Hayden could have preschool aged children to play with at the house.
Kenny's mom operated a home day care service so that Kenny's little brother Hayden could have preschool aged children to play with at the house.
by JMC70 October 14, 2017