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A datamometer is a tool used to evaluate data quality and collect gross data metrics. Datamometers can be used to "feel" and "smell" directional information prior to the completion of report writing, or in lieu of actual reporting.
Hey report monkey! Slap a datamometer on that databass and give me some numbers -- STAT!
by @nd3rs0n :: c@m@nd@ February 02, 2010