November 18, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.
Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.
One who breathes loudly, sometimes unknowingly, sounding like Darth Vader.
*Nick walks into room
Nick:Woah! Who's got the Darth Vader costume!?
Henry: Nah...it's just Sergeant Boselly as usual.
Mr. Boselly: Take out section 5.7 of your homework... *hoaaahh hoaah*... That is due today. Of course, ...*hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh*... section 8 is optional. You may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish...m'kay...
Henry: Yeah...Darth Breather...
Of Spanish class
Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?
Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.
Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.
Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.