to have a name such as daniel, danny, dan, etc. must be random and have screenames that make no sense. fresh kid. you have to be VERY VERY VERY random. because, if you're not, then you can't be a fresh kid and your gonna do the ugly if you do.
girl: i hate my mother, she grounded me.
girl: is your name danny?
girl: gosh, i'm crying about the worst day of my life and you're being all dannyistic! >:0