Pimply faced, corona-hat wearing, 14 year old, too-big pink-polo-wearing, complete pain in everyone's ass. He thinks he is 'le shit', and never ceases to piss the shit out of anyone.
Thinks he is a 'mothafucking P.I.M.P', but what he really doesn't know, is that he doesnt even have PIMP JUICE!
'hey ladies, i'm dan lesko, i have an ugly face and i always wear too big pink polos, and i'm 14 years old and i own a hat that says CORONA on it! HOW COOL AM I?!"