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dankitty dank dank dank 

A nug of the finest dank that produces aromas of fruit loops, mahogany, asparagus, and sweet cream. The experience is such a mellow, chill, and relaxing high it can only be described as the Dankitty dank dank dank.
This bud is the dankitty dank dank dank. I think I see the mimebasher.

Dank Dank 

According to a classmate of mine, "Dank Dank" is "Some fire-ass weed." Dank Dank is supposedly the best marijuana that can be smoked, achievable only when the smoker is experienced. Smoking Dank Dank can result in ultimate Danktitude.
Angel: Yo, Terrence, you smokin' dat dank?

Terrence: Nah, breh, I'm smokin' dat Dank Dank.
Dank Dank by SomeGuyNamedNick March 27, 2011

DankDark777 

DankDark777 is a badass in the books
DankDark777 by ouwlkedshbiew November 23, 2020

Stanka Dank Dank 

1.Some bomb ass dank that is stanky
1.Dayum, this shyt is sum stanka dank dank.
Stanka Dank Dank by Dens415 January 28, 2003

Dankwanker 

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.
Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker
Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

Dankwanker 

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.
"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014