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When a person pours soda on the back of a person's head to make the hair sticky (like dank mj) and then slaps them in the back of the head and yells "dank!" in a deep voice.
I was pissed that Danny wouldn't let me play his video game so I dank slapped him.
by Jeff Weinberg June 21, 2005