Bro this dude the sexiest mf known to man. Beat his schlong all day in 6th p PE. We be fuckin around and he pull his shmeat out and start jerking like OHHHH MY GAWWD *vine boom vine boom* OHHH MY GAWWDD.
Person 1: Who tf is daniel deaver?
person 2: Only the sexiest cracker known to man my guy.