When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...
Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
The annoyingpaper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.
After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.