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cleavage basketball with dandilions

the act of two woman sitting in a field of dandilions (or other throwable/small objects)and repeatedly taking turns trying to score.

score as in get the dandilion down the other wonams shirt, or wedged between their cleavege.

rules.
1. must be about 3 ft. apart.
2. must wear low cut shirt (no turtle necks fo sho)
3. must take turns, not a free for all here people.
4. dont use rocks, thats painfull.
5. dont grab the other chicks boobs. thats a foul.
6. first person to get 100 dandelions in the other persons cleavege wins.

tips

1. make sure to properly discard of all dandilions down shirt.
2. make sure there are no horny guys in the premises.
Me and Katie like to play cleavage basketball with dandilions, at lunch.
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Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.
Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.
Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true
Dandelion by Aarcy April 19, 2017

danzitions 

term was coined from The Soup's host Joel McHale as a way to describe the awkward transitions on The Tony Danza show
Examples of danzitions:
So my dog died today and it was sad........... I recently picked up a new cook book...
danzitions by Jade Veserow April 23, 2007

dandylions

Lions that are extremely happy or playful.
Fred and I went to the zoo and saw some dandylions there.
dandylions by garr8skot January 22, 2009

dandelionlighters 

Dandelionlighters (dandi for short) is a genius, an inspiration and a hero to all. Dandi is the incredible author of Cast yourself (you are a spell), the brilliant hosie and harry potter fan fiction ever created (certainly better than JK Rowling's) with over 4K kudos (but deserves more if you ask me).
"OMG did you see dandi just updated a new chapter of hosie hogwarts, it was incredible!"
"Dandi please dont kill Josie off :("

"Dandelionlighters is my hero!"
dandelionlighters by hosieendgame October 26, 2020

Dandelion Cock 

A long thing penis with a large bell end.
"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"
Dandelion Cock by Jim Keats October 9, 2014