a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.
You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
by orcslayer2 June 30, 2010

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