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Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.
Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.
Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

rose and dagger 

a matching tat for couples or married couples
Louis Tomlinson has a dagger
Harry Styles has a rose
Harry and Louis

Rose and dagger
They're married
rose and dagger by larrie:-') January 3, 2016

Sperm Damage 

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

Yung Dagger Dick 

On X’s No Jumper interview, he explained that women like his dick because it’s big and, in his own words, “like a dagger…long, a solid 8 inches, but skinny.” Due to this, he nicknamed himself ‘Young Dagger Dick’. This also used to be his old Twitter handle before he changed it to @xxxtentacion.
Yeah, hit my line for the nigga dick, check my Twitter, yeah
Yeah, they call me Yung Dagger Dick, that's my handle, yeah
Yung Dagger Dick by Elexon6273 October 9, 2018

Damdevil 

Someone who worships the use of Axes being wielded by escaped dwarfs from hell while at the same time enjoys country music, walks in the park and romantic dinners for two
Hey Brandon did you see that damdevil over there, he ripped that woman a new one
Damdevil by Stevion October 21, 2008

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012