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1.A team that you hate because at some point in your sad life, they came to town and destroyed your team. Thus making your childhood a little more depressing.

2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.

3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
(example)

Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?

I bleed Dallas Cowboys. But this year(08/09) they played like a bunch of butt-fucking quiters. Absolutely unacceptable. We have a completed roster, with depth, and laden with talent. Make it a complete TEAM, and make amends next year.
by Scoobysnacks30 January 27, 2009
 
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A term used for any football team who's players are all celebreties or criminals and who are suppost to win every game but never even make it to the playoffs
Bruce: hey dude everybodys sayin that the steelers are going to win the superbowl this year!

James: nah man they'll probably just Dallas Cowboys the season as usual
by saints fan July 27, 2009
 
16.
An often controversial, yet perrenial favorite NFL team that has won five Super Bowls. Called "America's Team," even though this has added to the continued controversy surrounding the team's highly-visible owner (Jerry Jones), his players (sometimes problematic) and coaching staff (usually outspoken).
The Dallas Cowboys are crazilly inconsistant, but I'm still a fan!
by Scott Hume May 13, 2005
 
17.
An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.
"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."
by Big D Blows July 10, 2008
 
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A collection of overpaid men who work one day a week, and commit criminal acts the other 6 days, such as robbery, solicitation of prostitution, drug use and/or sale of, assualt and a variety of other misdmeanor crimes.
Michael Irvin was able to look past his arrest for drug possession, but only after he got arrested for having his friend's pipe in his car. His friend was more than likley Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys.
by Phillyrock September 26, 2006
 
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the best fucking team ever any one who thinks their not can blow my left nut!!5 super bowls no one has more what now fuckers? there gonna win another one pretty damn soon you can count on that! parcells is the best damn coach ever!!!!!!!!!!
The greastest of all, at the top, another level, untouchable
by kyle January 17, 2004
 
20.
An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.
"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."
by Big D Blows July 10, 2008
 
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A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas
the Dallas cowboys are shit
by 12345543212345 December 11, 2006