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A third rate actor who does summer stock past the age of 60. Less notable for his talent than his willingness to work for just under minimum wage. A boozer and a loser, he's been known to piss his pants while getting his ass kicked.
Did you see how old that actor was who was trying to play Tony in "West Side Story"? They must have hired him from the old age home. He had no talent and must have worked cheap.

Yeah, he's a real dalegiven.
by captainejsmith November 21, 2013

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