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Something I don't have.
My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.
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by Disappointment to my family January 16, 2017
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the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.
SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad
by sinister wuff July 17, 2016
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Hey dad... want some "sugar"
by Mad.penis February 22, 2017
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A daughter's first love and a sons first hero
Don't you just love dad
by Bill Nye the non science guy August 14, 2016
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The IATA code for Da Nang International Airpot
Why the hell does my ticket say DAD?
by Daedalus Prime 2.0 March 08, 2015
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The person who helped make you. The person who wont let boys near you. The person who tells you to wear a sweater and pants to the beach. Over protective of their daughter(s).
Daughter: Dad i don't want to wear a jacket top the beach its too hot!
Dad: I don't want those boys looking at my little girl.
Daughter: I'm 16!
by DontAskForMyName February 15, 2015
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Acronym for "Dumb As Dog Shit". Implies that someone is quite ignorant and un-intelligent
Megan Fox is DADS.....Or Jessica Simpson is DADS or.. Kyle Sandilands is DADS... Pete Doherty is DADS.. (Sorry to any fans for these celebs in advance)
by giuliocc October 06, 2009
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