A d0nk33 is a relative of the Donkey family. It is known to appear out of no where, usually near people who are stoned of their asses, and then surgically implant itself inside their coronary artery. Often times this surgery is fatal, but some people go on to live their lives with a donkey in their coronary artery.
Dude, that d0nk33 just surgically implanted itself in your coronary artery. Have you been doing drugs?