dood1:im so bored i think i have D.O.B.S.
dood2: whats dat?
dood1:dying of bored syndrome...thats wen yer extremely bored it makes u feel liek yer dying in boredom O_o
A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broomsticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
A phrase coined by @thequeenlotus on Tiktok to explain where Karen doesn't belong.
"Karen had to go sit in a chair because she put herself in the D.O.P.B. and got called out because of ego, and pinnochio, and being a snake in the grass"