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t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

Jake’d 

Borrowing something with no intention of giving it back.
Damn it, he jake’d my cigarette.
Jake’d by CartmanBOB November 10, 2018
-v.-(jay*k*ed) 1. to be tricked or fooled in such a way that you are completely surprised punked 2. to be the victim of a "hit it & quit it."
1. "Dude, that guy got jake'd at the party, it was hilarious."

2. " I met him, we had sex and then he left, I guess i was jake'd."
jake'd by JJK3 December 28, 2005
To get absolutely drunk beyond recognition.
Guy #1: That guy's just downed 16 Jagerbombs and 8 double JD & coke's.

Guy #2: Woah! That guy's gonna be Jake'd!
Jake'd by TheTomSly November 3, 2012
When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.
Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.
Jake-d by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010
When you are in a group chat on Snapchat and your friend opens the chat for 0.012 milliseconds then leaves just to get rid of the notification.
Aw cmon man. He Jake'd us again. Why won't he just contribute to the conversation.
Jake'd by Jake the snek April 20, 2018