Cyberboating 

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.

Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(

Cyberboating by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011

cyberboarding 

(n.) - A form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.

If I get one more email from my cousin in Boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, I am going to puke. His constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and I plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.

cyberboarding by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010

cyberbate 

The act of masturbation in front of ones computer, or to have cybersex

I must go cyberbate with my girlfriend who live's two thousand miles away

cyberbate by joe reppert April 8, 2004