Cutlery Drawer 

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!

Cutlery Drawer by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015

cuntlery 

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

cuntlery by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

cutlerylover 

a video reveiwer of knives, guns, gear and many things like that. he is 10 times better/normal than "nutnfancy"

dude have you seen cutlerylover?

yeah, he's 10 times better than nutnfancy

cutlerylover by moneyhoarder123 August 27, 2010

Cuntlery 

When you are going down on a women but you are a classy gentleman

Husband: Want me to go down on you?
Wife: Okay but use the good cuntlery that my mum got us for our wedding

Cuntlery by A.P P.H L.C J.B January 24, 2016

Cutlery 

Getting the 'Cutlery' (Fork, Spoon, Knife). loose terms for a night out.

Getting Forked (fucked, drunk), getting Spooned (sexual act, having sex), getting knifed (starting/getting involved in a fight)

X: dude, what'd you get up to last night
Y: Aw, I got the cutlery mate
X: What happened?
Y: well I was in town, absolutely pissed, get a bit jiggy with this chick, then her boyfriend shows up 'n' starts a fight
X: whada cunt
Y: 's what I told him...

Cutlery by Lazmatazz November 8, 2009

Homo Cutlery 

Homo Cutlery

When you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. Since homo means "the same".

- Damn, I got homo cutleries again but I'm too lazy to go and get a knife.
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- Seems like I took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
- So you got a homo cutlery, tough break.

Homo Cutlery by 13ET May 14, 2011

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH 

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010