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cutey-patootie

a slang term for someone who you, yourself, see as cute beyond belief. although can be seen as patronising so make sure it's put across well
commenting someone's myspace/facebook/bebo picture perhaps "someone's a cutey-patootie"

cutey patootey 

The word you use when describing a girls bum, when her bum is not one of those big ass nasty ones but not as flat as a peice of cardboard
WHEN SAYING THIS WORD U HAVE TO USE EITHER AND ITAILAN MOBSTER ACCENT OR A FIVE YEAR OLDS ACCENT
"Yo did u see that girl her ass was fat"
"yah but her friend had a cutey patootey"

cutesy patootsie

A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.
Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.

I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.
cutesy patootsie by pancake of doom February 18, 2010

cutsey patootsey

An act or being so unbearably cute that you just want to squeeze the individual acting in a cutsey patootsey manner.
When Jess laughs at her own jokes, bikes across Biarritz after drinking a bottle of wine in search of tequila, or gets annoyed when Alex tickles her nose with her hair, she is being a cutsey patootsey.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026