He has a cute dog.

A discreet way of discussing a man’s ass at the office, without setting off HR bells.

Do you know Jonathan? Yes! He has a cute dog. (followed by knowing laughter)

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puppy dog cute

(Adj.) When a person is soo cute that you just want to cuddle with him/her like a little puppy.

Dana is so puppy dog cute; I'd cuddle with him, but I'd never do him.

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cutedoge2211 is noob

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Cutedoge2211 is an idiot

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