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someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.
she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?
by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009
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The 'child' of a member of the caucasian and of the negroid races.
we found them totally birdbathed on hamster's rucksack, wandering round the city like a couple of custardmonkeys.

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