Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

Kurplumpkin by M. Mowski August 26, 2008

Cunalumpkin 

It is the act of receiving Cunalingus while defecating. The act can be completed by either sex, depending on recipients orientation. Synonyms: Reverse Blumpkin; The Charlie Sheen Experience

I took that guy home from the club, but when i got home I had to shit really bad but couldn't wait, so i made him give me a cunalumpkin to kill two birds with one stone.

Cunalumpkin by Slick Ray Murray March 20, 2011

cumplumkin 

A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.

Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!

cumplumkin by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010

cunilumpkin

When a female receives oral sex while on the toilet. Female version of a blumpkin.

"Damn, that bitch wanted a cunilumpkin? She a nasty ho!"

cunilumpkin by ricky_g January 17, 2008

curplumpken 

The sound a pumpkin dinner makes after digested and pooped in a pail of water... Or toilet... But definitely a pail of water; or lake, off the end of a boat while fishing.

In some religions it also means fox or sawyer.

The worst part about thanksgiving is listening to the curplumpken two hours later.

And

Oh my, did I just run over that curplumpken? I should have breaked sooner.

And

A five gallon tin pail makes the loudest curplumpken ever when its filled with only two gallons of urine.

curplumpken by N.E FUBN October 10, 2013

CurPlunkin 

When your girlfriend is sitting on the toilet and you walk up; she puts your c&@k in her mouth and gives you a BJ. Thats a CurPlunkin.

My girl gave me the best CurPlunkin this morning you have to try it,

CurPlunkin by MR CurPlunkin April 16, 2022