Cuntmower
Cuntmower by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Cunt powder
A special white powdery substance that major skanks use on their hairy snatch in order to somewhat control the aggressive spread of crabs.
Example:Cindy was licking Lisa's snatch and commented, "Hey, you don't have too many crabs in your bush today baby" to which Lisa replies, "Shit bitch, I guess that new cunt powder I bought is starting to work"
Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".
Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."
Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".
Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."
Cunt powder by Kronen V May 6, 2010
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cuntchowder
Raging yeast infection, occasionally in conjunction with bacterial vaginosis where you have this white discharge similar to yeast, and with the medicine to cure it, a lotion-looking cream, going down on your girl is much like finding chowder in her cunt...hense cuntchowder
Will: "Me and that girl from the party when up stairs and I woulda gone down on her but she had some nasty infection!"
Dave: "Oh sick! Josie said she was making cuntchowder!"
Dave: "Oh sick! Josie said she was making cuntchowder!"
cuntchowder by madbuttrue September 15, 2010
cuntbowzer
Verb: to Cuntbowze - Going out with the sole intention of drinking to such excess that a scene is made.
Noun: a Cuntbowzer. An individual who partakes in cuntbowzing.
Abbreviations: Bowzing, Bowzers.
Noun: a Cuntbowzer. An individual who partakes in cuntbowzing.
Abbreviations: Bowzing, Bowzers.
cuntbowzer by SpennyJune February 7, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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