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Cunt Whale

Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor
Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!
Cunt Whale by Martin Swift August 19, 2008
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whale cunt 

whale cunt by cunt lsut September 23, 2016

cuntwholewhore 

When you ditch your friends to fuck the devil!
Cuntwholewhore took off again
cuntwholewhore by Ohnonotmoe August 21, 2017
A fat bitch who thinks she's the shit when actually she's just the D.F.F of everyone
Person 1- Veronica is such a fucking cuntwhale
Person 2- I know... why does she think people care about anything she does.
Cuntwhale by Monkeysplat July 25, 2017

CUNTWHILE 

TYPICALLY WHEN SOME DUMB BITCH IS MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUTTA YOUR MOLEHILL. SHE BE LIKE CRYING ABOUT SOME DEAD GANGSTER HER BROTHER KNEW THAT GOT PUT DOWN. ACTING ALL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SUFFER A LOSS. IN THE SAME BREATHFAKE SOB, SHE WILL BE CALLING A DEAD GANGSTERS OL'ADY A POT BELLIED PIG. CAUSE SHE BE J3AL0U5.
OF ALL THE G'S THEY COULDA MADE AN EXAMPLE OF! WHY HIM? CUNTWHILE; HE WAS JIS TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY HIS SCANDALOUS BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW CLOSE WE WAS!
CUNTWHILE by pipewipe July 31, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026