cunt bagel 

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

cunt bagel by Christiano January 10, 2007

Cunt Bagel 

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

Cunt Bagel by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

baby cunt bagel 

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

baby cunt bagel by toastson November 19, 2007

Cuntbagger 

An individual who, by being a cabaiste, snatches glory from ones hand.

Yi fuckin cuntbagger.

Cuntbagger by M. A. Larkin November 26, 2007

cuntbaggery

Similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt". Used when the term "cunt" would be more appropriate than the term "douchebag".

Dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators

cuntbaggery by sonofsligo317 May 13, 2007

cuntballer 

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.

Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.

cuntballer by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007

cuntbagle 

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle

1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!

cuntbagle by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007