A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.
Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.
A bull dyke. Wants a penis but sports a vagina. Disguises her lack of man junk by wearing loose-fitting slacks.
Get over it Rosie, you cunt smuggler, you'll never be able to fill a banana hammock.