cumstache 

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

cumtash 

to wipe ones juice cap across the top lip of the person who has just brought one to climax through oral sex, leavin a cumtash of execess semen.can be mistaken for a slug/snail trail.

haha.. im serious bruv, i bolted in her mouth and she did well to swallow , but i still could not resesit on givin her a good thick cumtash.. i laughed , she did not. we are no longer are together.. bitch

cumtash by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 9, 2006

Cumstache 

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

Cumstache by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

cumstachio 

A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.

An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.

Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.

Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.

Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.

If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.

cumstachio by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

cumstache 

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

cumstache by Knifo August 25, 2011

Cum Stash 

Translates to acne of suspicious origin located around the mouth area.( 56 th orifice)

Humberto's cum stash seems to be getting bigger and bigger.

Cum Stash by Bruno Roy February 20, 2009

Cumstache 

A mustache of cum after one tries to swallow.

"Man she blew me and got a big ol' cumstache!"

Cumstache by JCbaybee March 31, 2010