cumshot put

When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.

Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.

by kingtommy February 17, 2006

Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

by Drewbud315 May 4, 2007

Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006

anal cumshot

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

by the butt buster November 28, 2009

360 cumshot

Verb- when you're almost there and you 360 no-scope your load across the room into the pussy you were just fucking for the final killcam.

The other day I was feeling crazy so I 360 cumshot'd my gf

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

ceiling cumshot

Ejaculating onto the ceiling.

"Hey what did you do last night?" says tod

"I did a ceiling cumshot"

by ChrissyDog June 21, 2021

Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.

"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"

by Grogo December 17, 2019