to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.
Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.
v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps
To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.
"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"
The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin
Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.
(noun) A cum-filled dump that often occurs after anal sex
Sheila took a raging cump after that anal orgy Saturday night.
When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.
Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.
An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.
"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"
"What a cump"
Abbreviation of "cum pump". A cum pump is the final thrust prior to cumming inside someone
Shit man, what a cump
i alomost broke the bed!