to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.
Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.
by T-money April 28, 2004
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Colloquially known as the "one pump dump". To cum after only one pump
Dasha was so tight and wet, I could not help but cump. She was not impressed.
by The Stinge February 07, 2015
The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.
Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.
by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009
An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.
"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"

"What a cump"
by Carnage44 April 22, 2008
Noun/Verb: The act of jacking-off (To cum) whilst taking a shit (a dump).
Cum+Dump = Cump

*Different from Cleveland Steamer in that a Cleveland Steamer is performed with a partner; a cump is usually performed alone, on the toilet.
When I get home, I'm gonna take a mean-ass cump
by Mr. Human September 02, 2007
cump
v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps

To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.
"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"
by Brian Napier May 18, 2006
If you don't wipe your bum for a week you get a build up of cump
Poo for a week without wiping and after this time you get a little collection of cump starting to gather
by Fragger Hoddings July 26, 2012

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