Cummanoid

A form of paranoya that usually kicks in within a week after having sex. It is when you have sex with a guy, and for the next few weeks you are scared that every white/sticky/transparent stain on your shirt/pants/wall etc is cum.
Basically, it means you're paranoid of cum being everywhere.

"oh no, what is that stain on my wall!? and what is that mark on my shirt!!??"
"relax, it's probably only toothpaste. Geez you're cummanoid!"

Cummanoid by Jingle Bells May 30, 2008

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Cummand

When and where your g.f. asks to cum on her. Usually done in a very bitchy tone in order to orchestrate the sex to her liking, and her liking only. This girl is usually demonstrating qualities of a queefapotamus.

Steve: "Man, my bitch is really getting pushy. Last night she pretty much forced me to cum on her ass."

Mark: "Looks like she is in cummand."

or,

Cindy: "Last night I was totally cummanding when I was with Jeff."

Shannon: "OMG! You are such a slut."

Cummand by SM_905 July 15, 2009

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Cummanoid • Cummand • chumpanoid • cummand center

Cummand

Cumming on command. It's as simple as that.

"WE CAN CUM ON COMMAND! IT'S A CUMMAND!" -Caddicarus 2021

Cummand by RayNheartZ1 January 18, 2023

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chumpanoid

A word to describe someone named wesley

Wow Wesley is being such a chumpanoid

chumpanoid by G@ckos March 20, 2025

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cummand center

a cuck's command center

Thou beseech oneself upon thy cummand center astute and destined to cummand from my center.

cummand center by cuckmasteroftheworld February 4, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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