A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.
Person 1: So how was that chick last night?
Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.
Person 1: Damn.
a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"
did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.
to empathize with turtles.
"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."
A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.
I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.
Also known as a "Cumberbitch". A Man bitch in the sense that they often complain about everything looking for attention and are often the outcasts due to their excessive "bitchiness".
"Man that guy is a cumberbatch i fucking hate
