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A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.
Person 1: So how was that chick last night?
Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.
Person 1: Damn.
Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.
Person 1: Damn.
by bjengli
November 04, 2010
7 more definitions
Top Definition
a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"
did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.
by cumberbitch1
November 07, 2010
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verb
1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).
2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).
2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.
Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.
I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.
I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
by Jimothy Longstein
March 23, 2014
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The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.
(also: getting Cumberbatched)
(also: getting Cumberbatched)
"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."
"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
by whipbuckstarcream
August 14, 2014
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An insult used as a reference to male genitalia. It can used as a substitute to words like prick or tool.
You dirty cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
by Toprameneesha
February 19, 2014
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A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.
I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.
by Jacksun Edwurd
October 02, 2013
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to empathize with turtles.
"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."
by ofstrawberries
November 29, 2012
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Also known as a "Cumberbitch". A Man bitch in the sense that they often complain about everything looking for attention and are often the outcasts due to their excessive "bitchiness".
"Man that guy is a cumberbatch i fucking hate
by Daniel+Susan=amazing
January 29, 2009
