A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.
Person 1: So how was that chick last night?
Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.
Person 1: Damn.
Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.
Person 1: Damn.
by bjengli
November 04, 2010
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a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"
did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.
by cumberbitch1
November 07, 2010
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to empathize with turtles.
"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."
by ofstrawberries
November 29, 2012
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An insult used as a reference to male genitalia. It can used as a substitute to words like prick or tool.
You dirty cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
by Toprameneesha
February 19, 2014
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A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.
I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.
by Jacksun Edwurd
October 02, 2013
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Also known as a "Cumberbitch". A Man bitch in the sense that they often complain about everything looking for attention and are often the outcasts due to their excessive "bitchiness".
"Man that guy is a cumberbatch i fucking hate
by Daniel+Susan=amazing
January 29, 2009
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