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cum inside me 

Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.
Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
cum inside me by bobrick234 August 10, 2019

cum inside me 

The words that make a female pregnant
Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
cum inside me by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018

Don't cum inside, we are family 

Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.
"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.

You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You 

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent
Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

A common phrase on sites such as Derpibooru, e621, Rainbooru and Rule 34 that means wanting to impregnate the character Rainbow Dash from the series My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
David: dude, I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
Chad: fucking loser lmao

national cum inside me day 

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone
person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do