1. Unpleasant result from anal intercourse in which the cum leeks from the anus, discolored with feces, and chunks of feces. Can often lead to Anal Cream Corn.

2. A mutation in which the Vas deferens are routed to the rectum, resulting in ejaculation out of ones asshole.
1. "Dude you just farted ass cum back onto my dick"

2. "I just blew a load of cum out of my ass", says guy 1
Guy 2 retorts,"That, my friend, is what we call ass cum."
Guy 3,"mine usually comes from my dick."
Guy 1 states,"My semen always came out of my ass."
by Coocher January 19, 2008
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The process of anal sweat that occurs during long car rides that congeals into a thick liquid, which requires adult wipes to provide relief.
"Can I eat your ass?"
"It was a 2 hour drive to your house I have hella ass cum"
"I'll get the wipes"
by Doctor Steven Strange June 27, 2018
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when you cum on a girls feet and then shit on her feet too and eat it off.. cum and ass mouth
i gave my girl a cum and ass mouth
by gabb asdd March 3, 2009
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1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.

2. Also used to discribe a man whore

3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.

4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower

Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back

Person 1: i dont have it

Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week

Person 1 :no you didnt!!

Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008
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A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny
by river123543 February 25, 2011
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An ass whore that is also drenched in cum. Usually by a large group of men.
Jake: I was such a cum drenched ass whore last night at that party.
Chris: Yeah, I saw.
by AssWhore4Life May 29, 2007
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