When the one-eyed-yogurt-slinging-purple-headed-cyclops spits
Drink that shit bitch! It makes you live longer!
by A.Dizzle November 11, 2003
a substance that comes out of a dick
a very tasty substance that come out of a mans dick i cumed all over my girlfriend sarah and she ate it could not get a no more from me so she had me call a few more of my friends over we all lost cum to her then we all did it doggie style on bottom was sarah then me then my to friends you could consider it butt raping if any one wants to get together of fuck each other or one night stay in ohio call me 7407011946 or email me do both if u want to by the way my name is ethan hopkineyhanhopkins98@yahoo.com or get on my facebook and post my status the dirtyiest think you can think of
by ethan the fucker October 17, 2010
A word that can replace the commonly used word "come" but only in text not verbal usage
1.Hey dude can i cum inside your house. 2.cum on man cum on, really thats it...... i thought your were good at Call Of Duty.3.cum in mouth please i think i have a cavity.4.AT LAST finally i can cum I'm soooo excited!!!5.heyy dude when u cum watch out you dont want to hit those people on the other side of the road.
by cum jokster 2010 June 24, 2010
Homo, 2%, 1% or skimmed milk

depends on the person
"Yo man, I just squirted homomilk all over her!"

"Aw... Fu** I gotta leak this 2% milk, time to jack off"

"dude! My cum makes me wanna drink homo milk!"
by philosophyofsperm April 01, 2009
a white substance created by the male sex
so fuck all the women u can and u will cum
jizz, seman, and many other languages
i cumed all over my teacher last night
do u wonder y i have and F in science it stands for Fuckme!!!!!!
by harry peter November 24, 2007
it is a sticky liquid that you shootout your cock.

usually happens durring sex ( exept for those who are too ugly to get a girl so they just jack off)

it is usually very fun when hacving it squirt (into a girls mouth) untill you have to clean it up

no one noes how fast it shoots out but it will vary to 15-100mph (mostly for those hard fuckers
i fucked her so hard cum shot into her pussy at 56mph
then i noticed it broke the condom the next mourning
by fuck you really hard April 25, 2009
1.To shoot jizz all over the place
2. jizz itself
dude yesterday i cummed all over christinas boobs it felt so good
Ew i have my cum all over my hand
by OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!?????!!! August 24, 2006

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